Greetings inferior human life forms. Thank you for purchasing Hot Alien Salsa. The freshness of our salsa is frozen in time, ready for you to unlock and enjoy anywhere in space.

INGREDIENTS: Dehydrated tomatoes, tomato powder, habanero chile powder, NM Hatch green chile (powder and flakes), onion (minced, granules, and powder), garlic (minced and powder), salt, oregano, and lime juice powder.